Jump at de Sun: Shit Gay White Guys Say To Gay Black Guys

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“Is it true all Black guys have big dicks?” *lowers eyes to your groin*

“Not to be racist but….I’m not really into Black guys, sorry.”

“I once dated this Black guy, he had this HUGE cock.”

“I feel that the black community is keeping LGBT people from achieving our full rights as citizens. full rights as citizens. It’s like the New Civil Rights Movement!”

“Gay is the New Black!”

“You’re really cute for a Black guy.”

“The f-word is just as bad as the n-word!”

“I love Beyoncé! Aren’t I, like, an honorary Black now?”

“I think homophobia has more consequences than racism.”

“Hey, sista gurl!” *z-formation snap*

“Ohmigod, her tracks are a hot mess!”

“I don’t date Black guys. I only have sex with them. Haha, I’m kidding! But, really!”

“Look at this heffa, here!”

“Just because he wouldn’t let you and the other 34756345638475 Black guys into his club, doesn’t mean he’s a racist!”

“There were these Black guys in the library acting, like, you know, the stereotypical N-word!”

“Mmm, yeah, fuck this white boy-pussy with that big cock you big black daddy”

“EW, he’s colored!

BUT FUCKING ACTUALLY THE STORY OF MY LIFE!!!