do y’all realize that it is january of 2012?
that we are just now completing the first 7 days of this new year and motherfuckers are still stuck on their racist bullshit?
DO YOU ALL NOT HAVE NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS? PRAYERS? Like what the fuck?
Let me help you write your letter to your Lord:
Dear God,
Please help me to not be a racist fucking asshole privilege denier dumb fuck in this new year. I feel like I’m just reliving the same life story that hundreds of thousands of other numbskull ass white ancestors before me have lived and that really doesn’t give me much hope. It’s making me feel completely unoriginal, actually. It is really hurting me inside. It’s messing up my money. It’s corrupting my sanity. It’s making me out to be a terrible person. I dehumanize others with my words, beliefs, and actions. I make other people feel terrible about things that my people are responsible for. I continue to pick and choose the white interpretation of historical events so that I won’t feel so bad about the shit that we continue to do. I also realize that we are clearly your chosen people because you haven’t faulted us for colonizing the world and turning everything into a complete shitshow on each and every single continent that we’ve put our hands on. You also have given us the right to be arrogant about it. I ask you now to like, reverse all of that. Like, can you reverse racism God? As in, make it into something positive? For other people? Can you help me become enlightened? I would really appreciate it. I would really like to stop being a racist asshat. It’s keeping me from finding a spouse. And I feel like my intelligence is taking the hardest hit. If you could move a little faster and help me, that would be really nice. Just me though. The other white people are on their own.
Love,
Ivory McWhiterson
